I Still Got It (I Guess)

So we are at the Natural History Museum. Checking out all the neat stuffed animals and dinosaur bones when we pass a large group of people. I gave them plenty of room to pass as we walked by and yet a large young man rubs right up against me, getting a nice feel of my right boob with his arm. This was clearly no accident. Landon looks over at me as a look of total shock and surprise appears on my face. I then explained what happened.

Landon: So do you feel dirty or violated?

Me: Nope. Hey a big fat pregnant lady will take a compliment any way it comes.

And lets be honest, it doesn't get any more sincere than that.